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theninebrassmonkeys:

Dan Howell, whose name rhymes with hand towel, bland scowl, and sand owl, was created when a woodland creature had a baby with Liam Payne from one direction. When not procrastinating by eating the entire fridge or staying awake until 6am, he makes youtube videos on the channel danisnotonfire (which was his username back in the lolrandom bebo days.) Before becoming a Youtuber, teenager Dan worked in a DIY shop until one day he sold an axe to an eight year old. Dan’s Greatest Hits include “what not to do at the beach” (where he actually went outside), “sexy internet dating” (where he invited a naked 58 year old man called Manesh to our house), and “what is my life” (where he spent eight minutes pritt-sticking various meat products to his face). I know what you are thinking, “I want some Dan facts!” WELL HERE THEY ARE, JENNY! (I just totally freaked out anyone called Jenny) Dan is scared of trees. Dan eats cinnamon cereal every day (except the days I steal his cereal). I am sat next to Dan now and he said if he could have any dog it would be a Shiba Inu. If you haven’t checked out his videos yet then you are missing out - a LOT. Also you might want to check out his pretty cool friend Phil.

Get his autograph below! or find someone else called Dan and get him to forge it. Just convince yourself it was true.

Ok bye.

- Phil.

Phil Lester is the by-product of two related grandparents and a haircut that was cool in 2006, but that’s okay because he has a lovely personality. His quirky videos and idiosyncratic editing sets him apart from other YouTube vloggers - that and his unique life which seems to attract a worryingly large amount of strange people and situations (which he relives for your enjoyment). If you look at yourself in the mirror and think “wow i am so weird, how do i function?” - Phil’s the guy that teaches you to embrace your individuality.

If you see Phil this weekend, do not be alarmed if his hand is facing backwards towards his pocket in a claw shape, he can’t help it. And he was does not condone irresponsible use of a permanent marker on your face.

Remember, normalness leads to sadness.

- Dan.




poor tony   character: fiona gallagher   character: veronica fisher   show: shameless us   that's queue   



doctor who + text posts | part 1/? (tenth doctor edition)

bonus:

character: ten   show: doctor who   that's queue   



eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

same   that's queue   



More to the point, they’ve yet to think of a spell that our hermione can’t do

character: hermione granger   fandom: hp   that's queue   



shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

same   my history teacher is pure gold btw   don't care what they say   



hadaes:

necdeep:

stunningpicture:

New photo from Gaza today looks like actual hell on earth

What is going on in Gaza at the moment is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard. When I hear people actually justifying what is going on by saying things such as “they are all terrorists anyway”, it honestly makes me shudder that people are so blind to ACTUALLY BELIEVE that babies, families, innocent and ordinary people are “getting what they deserve. These people are trapped inside a small area, no way of escape or safety, being horrifically massacred. People say “it’d be different if it was here”, if it was happening here (which it eventually will be the way shit is going) then YOU would be praying for help from ANYONE who actually gave a shit.Fucking open your eyes to what is going on you racist, ignorant fucks.
sorry for ranting, it’s important.

yes !!!

hadaes:

necdeep:

stunningpicture:

New photo from Gaza today looks like actual hell on earth

What is going on in Gaza at the moment is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard. When I hear people actually justifying what is going on by saying things such as “they are all terrorists anyway”, it honestly makes me shudder that people are so blind to ACTUALLY BELIEVE that babies, families, innocent and ordinary people are “getting what they deserve. These people are trapped inside a small area, no way of escape or safety, being horrifically massacred. People say “it’d be different if it was here”, if it was happening here (which it eventually will be the way shit is going) then YOU would be praying for help from ANYONE who actually gave a shit.
Fucking open your eyes to what is going on you racist, ignorant fucks.

sorry for ranting, it’s important.

yes !!!

can't believe people still stand on israel side   usa arming israel   ue arming israel as well   and just because it's economically convinient   



guardingdark:

jimthefishisaninnuendo:

 

#midnight is a fucking tERRIFYING EPISODE okay

show: doctor who   that's queue   




5/100 screencaps of the sign of three

5/100 screencaps of the sign of three

character: john watson   show: sherlock   that's queue   



What do you think a scene between Arya and Oberyn would have been like? (x)

ahahah   i love her   person: masie williams   game of thrones cast   that's queue   



official-sciencesideoftumbler:

alejo-alejo:

merisea:

How Beauty Procedures Looked In The 1930s-40s [x]

This is scary

The apple face thing tho

history   that's queue   



person: alex turner   that's queue   



that's queue   



jaimelannister:

“I realized something. The videotape shows the killer goin’ in, but not comin’ out. So, there should be a trail to follow. A trail the police would never pursue. Blood. Somebody came this way.”

character: sam winchester   show: supernatural   that's queue